Went slightly crazy last time I was in the States and bought loads of Brooks Brothers watch-straps - as you do.
Got home and realised I had way more straps than watches.
So, in the pursuit of balance, started buying more watches - cool army watches, nothing too glamourous or expensive...
Why wear a watch only to have it constantly covered by overlong cuffs? I thought to myself.
So...I began folding the cuffs on my shirts in order to let the watch on my wrist 'breathe' so to speak.
In the pursuit of balance I folded both cuffs...of course.
Then I realised that the cuff on my watch-less wrist looked too short as a result of being folded.
I look like I have one arm longer than the other! I thought to myself.
So...in the pursuit of balance I added a watch-less watch-strap to my other wrist...
One strap doesn't really do the job, I thought.
So I added another...I'll just take some of these straps off these new watches and I'll wear a different combination each day, I thought.
I end up wearing three watch-straps - one with a watch on my left wrist and two without a watch on my right...
Sure I know this may not seem particularly balanced to most people but trust me that was the best I could do.
So, anyway, then I thought to myself, Mmm, now I've got all these cool watches without straps...!
Need I go on?
